Dear Mr. Louboutin,
Since 1991, you’ve been working hard (and successfully so) at making your amazing pumps a show-stopping staple at the top of every woman’s wishlist. We’ve all drooled over your red-soled heels and scoured the globe to find them, usually in the most exclusive of boutiques and distinguished department stores alike. We’ve also been waiting ever-so-patiently for you to catch up, here, online, so that your exquisite shoes might be made available to those of us who can’t (or perhaps won’t) venture out to high-end retailers. A few days ago, we stopped waiting. You answered our prayers and did indeed launch your very own website… and for that we are certainly grateful!
We have but one question, Mr. Louboutin. What in God’s good name is with this cheesy flash design and unidentifiable, jarring background noise that you have chosen to run with here? You are, without a doubt, a truly divine ‘shoe genie’ (as accurately depicted on your site), but please, for the love of all women’s shoes, give us a ring or shoot us an email here at VG and let us discuss what a truly sick website (worthy of the Louboutin name) would really look like.